Sardar: Cigarette hai? Shopkeeper: We don't sell cigs. Next day, Srdr: Cig hai? SK: Kal bataya tha yahan nhi bikti Day after Srdr: Cig hai? SK: Abay kitni baar kahon NAHI HAi! DAFA HO JA nhi to hthorra sar pe day maroon ga! Next day: Srdr: Hathorra hai? SK: Nahi. Srdr: Acha? To phir cig hai?